Rejected Ultros Post
Aug. 10th, 2012 12:48 pm [There is a filter that makes it look like little snowflakes are falling, with little jingle bells ringing. How nice. Then, Ultros appears. He is wearing a sopping wet Santa hat and is waving around the stubs of tentacles that are in the process of growing back.]
GWAH HA HA... I mean... HO HO HO!
IT LOOKS LIKE STARLIGHT IN SUMMER! WHO WANTS TO SIT ON ULTROS’ LAP??
[Does Ultros even HAVE a lap? How did Ultros even get on the network? On second thought, it’s probably better not to ask and just ignore this attention-seeking phony Eidolon.]
GWAH HA HA... I mean... HO HO HO!
IT LOOKS LIKE STARLIGHT IN SUMMER! WHO WANTS TO SIT ON ULTROS’ LAP??
[Does Ultros even HAVE a lap? How did Ultros even get on the network? On second thought, it’s probably better not to ask and just ignore this attention-seeking phony Eidolon.]